Main Menu

The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Management

Hello party ppl! Recently, I have read a lot about programming languages, but haven't understood anything, and began to read about the art of management. From this book I realized that a man can manage everything. Actually, I understood it when I was studying at the university. I got into the tractor and began to manage. This was my last management, because the driver threw me out from the cab and hit my head with a bucket. Then I was layin in the bushes about for a long time and communicated with police officer who were abusing my rest. But now I'm very well, I have recovered and I'm ready again to manage. Again I have embellished the story. But it was exactly like so. I'm a little tired of writing here a random crap (although a lot of...

Read more ...

Holidays

Soon there will be so many different holidays! During the holidays I plan to sell a lot of wastepaper and a little bit of raspberry, collected from the bushes. I have an idea about earnings - to repair my house, because it is made ofpackages of a yogurt. I lova lova yogurt, it flows over my head and I always sticky. Flies are sitting on me. In July, will be a great holiday - the World Day of Architecture. In honor of this, I decided to ruin my house and build a new one. It'senought to build...

Read more ...

Bucket

What a wonderful day today, I was lying under a bush in the garden. Suddenly I heard the air-raid warning. I got very frightened and ran into the house to get a wooden rifle (which was given to me by a wise Indian) and then ran to the front lines. Thank God it was a training test. Then people told me that in the sky  was flying rook, which was mistaken for an enemy aircraft. The sky must be clear for the birds, kites and clouds. By the way Microsoft has stolen some clouds for Windows 95.On...

Read more ...

No war

Hello!The situation over North Korea is heating up, meanwhile in the southern part people continue to dance. What else is left to do, when {rokbox title=|| text=|someone| size=|561 350|}images/stories/snipa.jpg{/rokbox} is aiming at you with a rifle? Many people know, that the people of Korea - ethnically one. Yes, they are similar to each other, then it is true. But what this nation cannot divide?Koreans eat the same rice, but in the southern part this rice poured with sauce Uncle Balns...

Read more ...

Im OK

Wall Street again prevents me from earning money! Whos does not know what is Wall Street, let me explain. This is a street where many stones are piled in, so no one can pass throught. This article is for businessman in general. Brokers in stock market - sick people, they have nerves not ok.They are screaming, throwing papers, spitting on the floor and on each other. I think if the indexes will drop at the stock market - stock brokers will get frightened.They will turn into doves and shit...

Read more ...

Snowflakes

I want to congratulate you with Merry Christmas and a Happy New year! I wish you that all sorts of smelly goats didn't lie to you, bad people, unfortunately always lie. Beware of injustice in all its forms. Remember that under a noble beard of Santa Claus can be evil smile of crocodile. But no so bad, because Santa Claus have a fake, unreal, very very unreal, not real beard, which can be taken off and can be eaten, because in his beard can be found a food remains. It's very delicious.In the...

Read more ...

Intro: Part 2

Yesterday I was praying and almost broke my leg, because not so long ago I have heard a scream from outside and jumped out of the window. I thought that I will become a hero, who save mankind from the jaws of the dragon. Actually it was ice cream ven going past the house. The driver was screaming in the loudspeakers that in his truck he had frozen hobbits sprinkled with sugar. Also he was screaming that he doesn't have driver lacense.At the attic I  have a mop, covered in shit - it's for...

Read more ...

Job

Finally I have found a job. My task was to collect apples from the ground, and put them in a basket, but I wasnt put them in a basket, because  uncle Belns from the garden told me that they will be eaten by the human beings. But its good. Later I find out that bad people were putting sticks into the apples and were hitting the wall with them.I have put all apples from the garden into a suitcase and  was going to run away to Thailand. I was afraid that I will be punished,so I thrust two...

Read more ...