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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Management

Hello party ppl! Recently, I have read a lot about programming languages, but haven't understood anything, and began to read about the art of management. From this book I realized that a man can manage everything. Actually, I understood it when I was studying at the university. I got into the tractor and began to manage. This was my last management, because the driver threw me out from the cab and hit my head with a bucket. Then I was layin in the bushes about for a long time and communicated with police officer who were abusing my rest. But now I'm very well, I have recovered and I'm ready again to manage. Again I have embellished the story. But it was exactly like so. I'm a little tired of writing here a random crap (although a lot of what I write is the truth. Just a little overdone), in general, we'd better talk about serious things, such as work.

I am a merchant of fish products, and it's not so bad that I smell like fish. I don't smell bad, because I use parfume. Business starts in the sea, a vessel is catching fish, which I eat and then sell. Sometimes I dress fish in some fancy clothes, because the goods would be differ of any other goods. You can dress her in a cute green dress with a big bow in the middle! But it's another story for discusion. There is a lot of rivalry on the fish market. Obviosly I don't do that, but it's a damn good idea. Oddly enough, I sell fish to the people. Dirty fat cats often get in to the warehouse and steal my fish and then I'm catching those bastards to take back my goods. Fat cats still earning the fat bucks! And thats how my working week looks like. I have a lot of business ideas, but currently I work with the fishermen. I thinking about working with BMW concern. I will send them fish in a basket, in exchange they will send me 7 Series BMW in parts, in the same basket. I really want to buy a car.

I plan to do some heroic acts. I plan to go under the bridge and give confiscated fish (read the above) away to the homeless. And this is fucking (sorry) not a heroic act. Such wonderful affairs should be a lot of! We should do kind things in our lives instead of riding a wooden horse.

P.S. Selling an old boots without soles. The ones who needs it - please contact me. Thank you! Follow up the news!