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Nuclear Warhead
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Intro: Part 2
Yesterday I was praying and almost broke my leg, because not so long ago I have heard a scream from outside and jumped out of the window. I thought that I will become a hero, who save mankind from the jaws of the dragon. Actually it was ice cream ven going past the house. The driver was screaming in the loudspeakers that in his truck he had frozen hobbits sprinkled with sugar. Also he was screaming that he doesn't have driver lacense.
At the attic I have a mop, covered in shit - it's for heroic acts, but it's not the main thing of that topic. I decided to open a store on this website, which sells random stuff. For example: chewed peas, used toilet paper e.t.c.There is a parable about a man who decided to earn some money. He sold his Rolls Royce for two cucumbers. One in his mouth and one in his ass. After this ritual he got frightend and got inside the wooden chest. Grandma tells that our neighbor Alejandro Pushkin still sits there. Actually we don't have such neighbor in region, ok.
Now utilities bills are getting biger and weather guy says that it will be a cold times. Therefore I had to chop a tree in the city park, to use it - as a fuel to my furnance. In my house there is an oven which is out of order. I have to cook my meals on the sewer manhole. But this happens very rarrerly, because I sleep more than eat. Hot steam, mmm yummy. All this are little things and I wouldn't trouble you up with my problems. Two years ago my daddy like Pinocchio took a loan. When the money ran out a bit, we had to pay our debt with boiled peas. When boiled pease was over - the situation become ill. So I decided to trade a little bit here to get out of this financial web. It's a ittle bit confusing to tell you about this. Crisis has robbed many people!
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Hello people who prevented on a potato.On a background you see a wall-papers of my friend,which i have torn off from his wall and have pasted here.They white as a snowball.The friend has spat on my wall and i have pasted them.Have noticed,what it is very strategically a prudent step? I have saved on glue.Yes i am very economical person.I don’t even buy a rug for a floor.I am pising in my pants,then i remove them and i wash a floor.Have noticed my cleanliness? I like when the house shines. Everything is shining at my place.In the house i don’t have a mirror,because there is no need.My floor is very clean so i look at him as in a mirror.If I don’t see reflection of the face,so the point is in my mug.To conclude – my face is dirty,just because i didn’t wash it this morning.
Water flows on me from a drain pipe, coming from the roof.I hope that the Neptune will send a rain on a roof.If the rain is not present,i thrust the hand in a pipe, and i get a rust,which is inside of a pipe.Then i smear the face.I have a best friend – dermatologist.He says that my skin looks like as an old lady’s face,crushed by tractor.What a joker!Money require! Assholes! And now i will close the gates of the truth of my life.My name is Carl Michael. I am a member of corporation - A-Heads.I am a horse-radish on a peace of bread in comparison with chiefs of this corporation. We are engaged : statistics,shadowing.We consider money of people which grow up a potato and not only.Our envoys go all over the World and give advice on cultivation of Potato.
Put a potato in your underpants,if they are tore - the crop is simply magnificent!.We have already patented this method.Don’t even tell me that you ® heard about somewhere.I have bought to myself about 100 hectares of the ground to grow up a potato.Fairly to tell,on my territory will be located only the heel of a dead worm.I devote much time to biology.Worms do not have legs and i have deduced breed of worms, which have one leg. We have patented this method.Don’t’ even tell me that you ® heard about somewhere,and also go with them to a casino. Concurrence of this story to a real life - only concurrence.