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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Bucket

What a wonderful day today, I was lying under a bush in the garden. Suddenly I heard the air-raid warning. I got very frightened and ran into the house to get a wooden rifle (which was given to me by a wise Indian) and then ran to the front lines. Thank God it was a training test. Then people told me that in the sky  was flying rook, which was mistaken for an enemy aircraft. The sky must be clear for the birds, kites and clouds. By the way Microsoft has stolen some clouds for Windows 95.

On the splash screen there are some visible clouds. Also bad guys can come to knock your window out, to insert their windows. May be it will be Windows 8 without clouds, but with strange violet squares. What is it? Its called - a great fantasy of a mushroom eating designer. By the way the squares for Windows 8 were not stolen like clouds. Also there was a work of art - Malevich's "Black Square". All this is very strange things. Why do I say all this? Because ther are no good oparating systems. Although well, the system which controls the washing machine is fine with me.

This is a very difficult topic for discussion. To understand it, people must stop walking with a bucket on their heads. By the way, about my bucket. Last time I told that i will sell it, but i changed my mind. I gave it to one gardener who have peed in there and have poured it into their boots. More I won't make gifts for anyone, I will only do charity. How am I going to deal with them without a huge fortune? Very simple! I'll give an advice to myself on how best to sell old sweater which people will use like a mop.

And as you know, dear lovers of purity, cleanliness - the guarantee of health! The floor will be clean and the one who will buy a sweater will live a long and a happy life.
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