Legendary Time

Hello party people!
For many years I'm telling you about pokemon and I reveal secrets - is there any life in the trash can. By the way, I never forgot that on this site there are a lot of business streams. Who came here for the first time or got out from the burning tank, you should know - you came here because of the love of naked penguins have brought you here. Rays of goodness sanctified you and God sent grace  through the transmitter, which this website is. Alright, let's not speak like fat priests, which receive the Holy spirit after they eat some chicken. I will not pull the cat's tail and, as I said above, this website helped me to carry on a thriving business. The business almost failed, because typhoon "Ivan the Terrible" raging for 10 years in my garden, which have destroyed all my potato. Selling of the unique things such as: wooden fork, cones of pine, box of matches filled with fresh air was slowed down too, because the wild bears snuck into my workshop and stole all my tools for craft. Also they shitted on a porch, it was necessary to clean everything with a shovel. To attract investment on this site I went on an unprecedented step. A couple of days ago, I started the game on the website. This is not a game where you have to chase the opponent and to shove him a brick in his ear, everything is much more serious. The game is called the dart, you take a dart and throw it. Know my dear friends that it's not an idiocy, it's just an epic session. You throw the Darts and get points. If you score a certain number of points, you can donate some money or big money to my cashbox. You can also donate a sum of money equal to the sum of your points. It's very simple, like chicken egg, don't worry

Now the World is in trouble! In the World there are a lot of money(so much money), even a hippopotamus at the zoo eats money instead of grass. And when he is pooping - the same money fall out from his ass. That's why the expression "dirty money" appeared. But not so bad, Mr. Proper will always come to help you. You have to hop on a broom and to think about how Moses wandered in the desert.No, it's a great mystery, better think how it's hard for Chupakabra to live in the forest. And this robber Proper will come in your house. He will tell you, that he came to wash your floor. Yes thats true, he will mop the floor, the floor will become very slippery. A little bit later you will slip and fall, you will lose consciousness.
While you will be unconscious, Proper will Rob your house. And that's the reason why the World is littered with money. I just want a little release him from such huge amounts and to direct them in another stream. Just look how we have strayed from the topic! The topic was about the great game, which was launched. Play Darts, invest in a website and never forget about mercy. And I promise that I will always please you and behave well. Know, that it's not so bad to show mercy and to invest money in my game or just to donate. And there is no shame to donate, let the others be ashamed, for instance the website - kickstarter. They gather large sums of money at their website for different projects and so you know, most of them are needless. Believe me.

The most important: when you play the game, don't fool me plz! Play fair and donate the cash from the heart. As time goes I will keep you updated, all the money will go to a handful of the good. Stop scratching the ears of rabbits, believe in me. Now I am on the crossroads, at the breaking point. Donate from the heart, And let mercy never leave you.
Thanks!
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P.S. My english is improving by every news report.

Update

Dear my readers and members of the club!

New seazon

As I said that in this news release will be a powerful turning point in IT, new strategy and website content update. But because of the crisis and the collapse of the currency markets I have become much poorer. I do not keep money in the bank, I kept them in my pants and in the three-liter jar. Not long time ago I made a fire to cook a meal and bought some sausages in the market. After I ate, I had a swollen stomach and I was very scared. I was scared that the food will go through my ears
and to save myself I started jumping over the fire. When I jumped over the fire I lost my pants in it. In the pocket of my pants was a check for a large sum of dollars, which
I found in the internet and printed out. These jumps were like a movie about Indians. Later on I realized that expiry date of sausages was over for more then two years ago. That's why I was so foggy, so now I eat only yogurt, which expiry date was over two month ago. I love to eat, I'm a gourmet. Be aware, if you put a bunch of dill inside of fish and add some honey - you will get a honey-fish. Of course to do so you should be an idiot or a stupid moron. Oh, Bon appetit!

You have already noticed, that a lot of refugees are coming to Europe! The next Halloween will be the most violent as never been. Refugees will knock at your door and will say - trick or treat! trick or treat! Of course the problem with the refugees must be solved. It is necessary to build skyscrapers, to set up water communications and confiscate all TV's in the countries where they live. The life in Europe is not so easy and there is no truth on TV. Who the fu!k is watching TV? Probably every homeless are watching to the electronic stores window. I often think how to solve the problem with homeless people. As you know, that one of the concepts of this website is - mercy. First of all wash them with a water hose and let them go to the
Ritz hotel to have a meal. But this is not an easy topic for discussion, and there are many nuances.

I recently watched a cartoon and heard that hunters want to trap Yetti aka Bigfoot and send him to the space. The goal is to hit an astronauts forehead. He will do this to prevent them to open the window
at the space station. You should know that when the window is open - you can feel an air flow. As one of the many concepts of this site - is to tell the truth, I will say that it is not true. It's a stupid joke of a drunken Santa Claus at the matinee in the kindergarten. You can't fool me! There are so many alcoholics and so much alcoholism in the whole World. We have to fight against the alcoholism by taken the alcohol away from them and drink theirs drinks quickly. But this is a very complex system, it is not yet fully modified by mе. At the moment of adding of this article I gathered all my thoughts together. I remembered that I am a novice financier and philanthropist. Recently I called the emergency crew and financed them to clean a bunch of a horse dung. In fact there was a gypsy camp passing in front of my house, with a herd of horses. Invest in good things from the open heart and this site will be an excellent platform for investment!

P.S Remember that you can invest not only in emergency crew!

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Summer heat

Hi there!
I heard somewhere that breeding rabbits is a very profitable business. But this World is in trouble, the situation is getting worse every day - there is a clear confrontation (opposition) of the most powerful countries on the Planet. Which is reflected in the economic, political and military terms. The following information was obtained from reliable sources: politicians decide all their issues in the bath. The bathhouse is located somewhere in Africa in the Sahara desert. They are sitting under the hit in the strawhats and chewing a cactus with camels. By the way shaving cream Gillette actually was not invented for the face, in fact cream was invented for the ass. In order to make it easier to shove political cactus in that ass. Sorry for being rude, but it's true! Everything is turned upside down as the pan with porridge. All these global conspiracies made me lose the point about rabbits and there is no sense now to talk about them. Rabbits have been frightened by all this nightmare on the Earth, they are shaking and trembling now like a naked dwarves in the refrigerator. It will be difficult to breed them. If you breed shaking rabbits, they will deliver shaking babies, but they have to be born healthy.

Recently I wanted to open a Swiss Bank account, that later money flowed into my pocket. But I was advised not to open an account there. The old man on the street told me that there is some mountains, sheep, shepherds and nothing more. Apparently it was a former Bank depositor. I don't know of course, but I decided not to open my account there. Thinking about opening an account in a local Bank. It is necessary when your bank provides services to work with all e-currencies. It is very important for me, that managers do not ring me to propose their stupid stuff/services. For example, calling me to offer by mistake retirement of a veteran of Vietnam, or to take a loan in exchange for the boot (shoes). Global cash flow is very large, so I think it is time for the project of the century to join this thread (flow).

I think that project Potato and Nobel is a real breakthrough in the IT industry. If people are investing millions of dollars in Picasso's painting, then they can invest in this masterpiece website. Look at this website, there is nothing superfluous. On the top of the page you can see scales, which hold the entire World order. I think that the balance is broken, because disorder and spies are everywhere. By the way if you constantly read news here, you can find the gift of telekinesis inside yourself. You can move objects by force of will and quickly to hammer nails with your forehead. But better do not do it! Especially don't really try to hammer nails with your forehead. Usually, I cut the bread into small slices with the help of my forehead. But that's another story. And don't forget the concept of this site - to go in all serious.There will be something new in the next news letter, will be a tripping point in the industry!

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Sheeps

Hello!
In general, I've been selling potatoes on this site and many farmers were not satisfied. They wrote me an angry letter full of threats, and in the envelope was a horse's head. I got scared, because I thought that this letter was written by mafia.

Later, I have realized that it was a scarecrow and then I remembered that I have ordered this scarecrow in carnival shop. Also farmers wrote me that I keep my potatoes in the crapper, then I put them out and sell them. Thank them for the revelation, but it is not true. Actually I have donated all my potato supplies to starving people in Africa and decided not to sell it. My dear readers know, that I am selling only unique things such as - socks, boxes of matches e.t.c.

There are some drunks and other punks are hanging out near my house. Today I've  put on a horse's mask on my head and went to talk to them. They got very scared, they left all their crap and ran away to the bushes. I was with a chainsaw and I started to saw down an electric pole, which fell down on these bushes. This gang doesn't bother my neighborhood anymore. That's how I've  dealt with this gang. I'm called Hans Andresen quite often. Yes, but so what?. I'm a bit embellished this story.

Year of the Sheep is already and this project celebrates 4 years! Generally speaking, the project began its existence in 2008, but then my keyboard contained only two buttons. After a time, I have bought some more buttons and mastered computer. I loved my computer, I fed him with electricity and instead he faithfully worked for me.

In 2008, I decided to create an online store that will specialize in the sales of potato. First of all! Tell me, what idiot would buy potatoes in the Internet? Secondly! Anyone can dig out itself potatoes in the garden! Thirdly, at that time I wanted to set a price in the amount of $ 50,000 for one potato! I still have no doubt that this is a very cost-effective price. On earned money from the sales I  planned to buy a BMW (real pirate's car), and a lot of books to become smarter. And of course a part of money I planned to donate to charity or to the needs of churches. And finally, I wanted to buy a ticket to the circus and to go to look at the clowns.

I'll tell you honestly, once someone wrote me a letter (e-mail) - "Hello, I would like to buy some potatoes for 20 000 dollars!"* I was very happy, but my computer has burned because he was old. I lost a lot of data from my hard drive and I forgot the password to my e-mail box. I was very upset and I almost forgot my own name, but thank God nothing happened.

The concept of this site is to interact with people, But I think that Moses had already showed people the right path. If shorter, I wanted to crank out a profitable business on this site. The main idea was to sell more potatoes, but as I said above after a time, I changed my mind.

After a while I remembered that I had made a wooden Easter egg and later I decided to sell it. That is how the idea came - to sell unique items. «  How is the sale? » - you would ask me. « Crappy »  - my answer would be. Please tell me, who will buy an egg or pants with a hole? The sale almost has fallen, as I had a bad marketing. But I don't want to lie, I had a couple of offers.

So if you are interested in something, be sure to tell me. Let this online portal will be similar to the abode of the Hospitaller Order. To be honest, I don't even know who they are. Perhaps they are somehow connected with the Order of the Red Cross.

Remember, that life is colorful. And if you are tired to glue on the wall in your toilet million dollars, better unstick them and invest those papers in order of Nobel's Garden Engineers, this will be your piggy bank. Well, to be honest sometimes I'll break it to get money to buy bread. Of course then I'll glue it again.

If you are visiting this site for a long time, you know me well. And if not - then quickly read from the beginning. And remember that the correct monetary investment - will save up your nerves. And I'll do the rest. The better place is here, believe me.
In the near future I plan to open an account in a good bank for currency exchange with you. Cash flows - fair economy!

P.S * Dear customer, who wrote me an email! Write to me again!

Olympus

Hello!

I have heard the good news, soon there will be winter Olympiad 2014 in Sochi! There, everyone can ride a toboggan and jump with a parachute. I also know that in the winter you can go skiing and you can take a shotgun and shoot at the flying saucer. In winter you can do anything you want, for example - to ride a deer. But the fact is that, not all the deers want to be ridden, that's why you need to convince them. Sometimes these beasts have to fight with us, thus they are fighting for their rights. Of course I will support my favourite bowling team, which plans to win the nomination - ski jumping from a springboard. I'm sure they will win, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! The games will be interesting, there will come some presidents, politicians, and others dudes. All these people are planning to go to a hockey game and make a parachute jump, they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! Thieves, crooks, swindlers and other different morons are planning to arrive at the Games. They will do their evil deeds, and they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! Defenders of the law will not sleep on the tree, they will catch this whole gang and they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit!

While I was writing the first paragraph - the Sochi Winter Olympics ended on a high note and Paralympics has begun! The Paralympics shows, how people with disabilities can unlimitedly grow and win. So appreciate what you have and do not complain to some problems, there is always a way out, and if it is not - then you have bumped into the wall. While I was writing last sentence - the Paralympics have ended and conflict in Ukraine have started. Passions boil, parties are struggling for power! Of course it's very difficult to find out what is realy happening in Ukraine, because there is an information war from different sides. Information is distorted and hard to learn the truth.

While I was writing the second paragraph strange things started happening in the World: the plane disappeared from the radar, crocodiles are leaving the river and attacking locals, military conflicts are everywhere, black guys are rapping, Queen of England has stained her crown with jelly and so on. My neighbor caresses a three-eyed cat, and says that this is all because of  nuclear testing, I don't agree. The problem is that on Earth there are a lot of sins and people forgot the Holy commandments, or simply do not observe them, they swimming in the bloody bath of sins. But damn! There are more and more money in the World! Who's fucking their prints? Show me this place!

But everything is not that bad, there are still good people in the World, they live in Jerusalem, and we can call them - Rastaman. I don't know is it true or not, but information is being checked. By the way Moon spins around the Earth, lunatics live there.
I'm not sure about this, but information is being checked. And as always, by tradition, at the end of the article - selling a box of matches, which was used by Napoleon. I'm not sure about this, but information is being checked.

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Cold season

Hello!
I have worked for the past three days, without respite forces. New batch of goods has came to the warehouse. In the container were a lot of frozen products, I kept a record of the shipment. I am not a storekeeper, because I work in the company which supplies customers with frozen fish and products. To be honest I don't know what that fish is for, but I suppose that it eatable. Generally the company sells all that can be frozen. I have opened one crate with goods and saw - frozen teddy bear, bush legs, automotive parts, construction helmets and fish. As I understand this is for Eskimos only. I was running for 3 days around with a club and chasing curious people off, who tried to get into the container. I did this, so that they won't turn into frozen idiots. Have you noticed that it is very very interesting story?

Who knows how to clean up a bit of money? I mean - money laundering. There is information that the Chinese make such deals, but I'm not Chinese, and so I won't do it. There is information that money schemers keep their money at the North Pole,
the cash stash is guarded by an angry walrus, but this is only a hypothesis. Actually, the money should be stored in drawers or under the pillow, also the money can be frozen and put into the container - angry walrus will keep watch them there.
Personally, I never hide my money, you know why? Because I  don't have them! Of course I had some money, but I have spend them in a store, when I bought donuts. Honestly, I don't like donuts, I buy them to receive dividends. I don't know how from donuts receive dividends, but this is a good system.
Just now I have got a call on Skype, some unknown person turned on web Cam and began to wriggle, I got scared. When he frowned his face, he looked like a psycho, who loves to rape donuts. By the way Skype is created by Estonians, which stole this idea from me.

Long time ago, when I was screaming at the monitor (I love it), I had an idea that I could see and hear any other person from any other computer. Thus was born the idea to create Skype. Anyone else noticed that it's already cold? Yes, it is the winter season already. Sometimes I stick my fingers in my socks and warm my hands. It will be bad if I will stick my fingers in someone's else's socks, this will definatly be a scandal! Again we have not discussed the exciting news such as: economy and domestic quarrels. Don't worry, we will still have time to discuss it. What about Nelson Mandela? Yes he died, these are tragic news. After all there are some good politicians in Africa! By the way, anyone knows their names?

Okay dear ladies and gentlemen, perhaps I will take a couple of days away from the bustle.
P.S. If anyone has a useless oil rig - mail me.
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Dogood

As you understand that the articles on this site are so unique and exclusive, therefore they are published monthly. The point is that the information flow is so big that a toilet bowl overflows. Therefore it is necessary to draw information from other sources. But if to be honest, I say that I'm t not getting information from any newspapers, news or other TV programs. Why do I need to load up my head with a random crap, when it's already covered with sawdust?
A couple of arrogant woodpeckers likes to knock their beak in my roof. And then form the attic - all sorts of rubbish are falling down on me. To be honest I didn't know that there died Pinocchio. Have you noticed that smells like verbal heresy?
This is all due to the fact that all people want to turn into a zombie, which will sit around the clock in the Internet and read useless
and senseless news from MSN, or other news sources. Human being often gets distorted information. For example: the news say that the victim has been shitted on by the bird, but they turn everything inside out. In fact, some monster have shitted on the victim. The monster was armed like a Rambo,  and his last name was Norris. Of course it is written to raise ratings, but why should they be needed for the zombies from MSN or Yahoo or other internet sources? And a lot of people who feed on that information, they sit there. Let's not talk about bad things, because there is a good news too.

Now - the autumn season and the leaves are falling down, and they creates impenetrable pile, in which I like to jump from the second floor. It brings me a lot of fun and glory. Once, someone put a brick into a pile, in which I have jumped later on. I'm tired always run barefoot in the bandages like a mummy. Longer I don't jump into the pile anymore, I jump on the inflatable trampoline. See! You got some interesting information! What a fun event, interesting news! Again, we are talking not about
the main concept of the website. The concept of this website - compassion, virtue and other good deeds, that cannot be put in the boot. Discussing various topics we climb in the mouth of a crocodile
and get off somewhere behind, we are walking by the edge of the razor! Yes, when the U.S. was on the brink of default, I played favorite anthem of bankers on saxophone - ringtones from the cartoon "Pokemon". This considerably improved situation in the World. Here I can say that I've committed a virtue. Often I run through the streets and scream about latest information about discounts in the second-hand shop. Thus I do charity. However yesterday, aborigenes came and robbed the store. Then they were arrested, because they didn't stand out in pink swimming costumes.

As you can see good can overcome evil. Okay, enough chatter, let's talk about some interesting project. As I said, here I'll open a potato shop, but I haven't opened this shop yet, because a lot of potatoes were distributed to the poor people.
Long time ago I had an idea - to create (to craft) unique things. I made a wooden bird, but today, accidentally stepped on her and she fell apart. Management helps me to live and to do the right things. Not long time ago I decided to start trading pictures.
I have a picture where Loch Ness monster is portrait (the one that lives in the lake). But for you dear reader I will give her for free (the picture at the bottom of the article), you will return the money later. All right ladies and gentelmen, I'm late to the singing indian concert. Do good and take care of the Earth.
P.S. I want to buy BMW 7 Series! In exchange I will give a box from TV with fresh air.
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Management

Hello party ppl! Recently, I have read a lot about programming languages, but haven't understood anything, and began to read about the art of management. From this book I realized that a man can manage everything. Actually, I understood it when I was studying at the university. I got into the tractor and began to manage. This was my last management, because the driver threw me out from the cab and hit my head with a bucket. Then I was layin in the bushes about for a long time and communicated with police officer who were abusing my rest. But now I'm very well, I have recovered and I'm ready again to manage. Again I have embellished the story. But it was exactly like so. I'm a little tired of writing here a random crap (although a lot of what I write is the truth. Just a little overdone), in general, we'd better talk about serious things, such as work.

I am a merchant of fish products, and it's not so bad that I smell like fish. I don't smell bad, because I use parfume. Business starts in the sea, a vessel is catching fish, which I eat and then sell. Sometimes I dress fish in some fancy clothes, because the goods would be differ of any other goods. You can dress her in a cute green dress with a big bow in the middle! But it's another story for discusion. There is a lot of rivalry on the fish market. Obviosly I don't do that, but it's a damn good idea. Oddly enough, I sell fish to the people. Dirty fat cats often get in to the warehouse and steal my fish and then I'm catching those bastards to take back my goods. Fat cats still earning the fat bucks! And thats how my working week looks like. I have a lot of business ideas, but currently I work with the fishermen. I thinking about working with BMW concern. I will send them fish in a basket, in exchange they will send me 7 Series BMW in parts, in the same basket. I really want to buy a car.

I plan to do some heroic acts. I plan to go under the bridge and give confiscated fish (read the above) away to the homeless. And this is fucking (sorry) not a heroic act. Such wonderful affairs should be a lot of! We should do kind things in our lives instead of riding a wooden horse.

P.S. Selling an old boots without soles. The ones who needs it - please contact me. Thank you! Follow up the news!

Holidays

Soon there will be so many different holidays! During the holidays I plan to sell a lot of wastepaper and a little bit of raspberry, collected from the bushes. I have an idea about earnings - to repair my house, because it is made of
packages of a yogurt. I lova lova yogurt, it flows over my head and I always sticky. Flies are sitting on me. In July, will be a great holiday - the World Day of Architecture. In honor of this, I decided to ruin my house and build a new one. It's
enought to build houses from a random crap! A normal house must be either of wood or stone  and architects know it. Today I bought the Board, and two kilos of stones for a new house. Suddenly I ran out my saved up money. I will have to beg again in a suit of beaver. There are good people on Earth, that will help and who have the opportunity to.

Sometimes I kiss the wall, on which hangs a poster girl of an old Playboy magazine. It is important to notice! I'm kissing not a poster, but my wall - the wall of my former house, inhabited by aborigines, formerly. By the way, soon there will be another holiday - the International Day of Kiss. So, it's better to kiss people instead of walls. Dear friends! Don't think
that I'm crazy, very often I'm just exaggerating.

Now I have to draw a new house plan. I also have a firecracker, in the evening I think to set up fireworks and invite a lot of guests. I think no one will come besides homeless cats. By the way soon in America - Independence Day!
That's where the fireworks exactly be and for sure there will come a lot of cats, they will search for fish.
Thank you for attention! Be much kinder! Follow up the news!
P.S. Who needs an empty box of matches? You can catch the bug and put that in there.