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Now i live with my grandmother.Yes she still sits in the internet throw the tv and she wathches her  fav programms on radio.My grandmother takes red,blue and green pill every morning,and then runs around the house so i can hear her scream - ''freedom! freedom to jamaica! freedom!''

At the morning i have some serious things to do.Im  getting on  a wooden horse and  hunting  drunk drivers.There is a river near my house.Once i threw my favourite toy-penguin into the water and then i have called the emergency services, to rescued him.In our city apartment(hmm huh!) - there live other people now.
The house of my grandmother stands on the chicken's legs near the wood.At the morning i can hear the singing of the tractors,someone is knocking trash can with hammer at night.I'm helping around the house! I love to glue the chips to the carpet and then clean it.In the house lives almost the entire family.I sleep in the bushes,dad sleeps on the couch.

Now university is closed for the holidays and I decided to find a job, my job is - to correct bad estimates.On the planet there is an economical crisis and  father has found a job  of watchmen.The salary is to little to buy a bread.He steals bread,eats it and goes to sleep in the forest.When i am hungry i put my hand into my slippers and steal a sweet buns form it.My story smells like ''asshole story'' - such a situation,so i just brightens up the situation.
It is a summer time, thank God i  can walk in slippers and sleep in them.It is necessary to find a normal job,because in the winter you will be like a drunk Yetti in your slippers.During the summer,i plan to read a book about hobbits and to steal another sweet buns.
I dont like to watch a football match,because my fav team are - climbers from mountain Titicaca.

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One Hope

Last night i was in a shead sitting on a chair,i was looking at a mop.Suddenly,i undertood everything.This World,this Earth lives for money.Long time ago its was the same issue but nowadays this is evident,that the sky is crying at some point.In the World there are a lot of paper i mean - money.Paper has a power over the people,but the toilet paper is excluded.It doesnt have this power.I don't discover America,all people know that,but no one is warrying about,like me.Someone is running,someone is hurring up.The world belongs to those,who has money,many money.Is the truth in money?
Is that fair? Maybe im 2 foolish for understanding.Well,you've got a lot of money,so you own me? Its like a famous picture "Pharaoh and his slaves".
I have a girlfriend and i hear girl's conversations.They like succesfull guys,who have money and a freaky car and so on.No love and no friendship,nothing else just the dollar bill going on into there pockets.c. I have a car,but this robot-machine-car belongs to my daddy aka Elephant Betman,and in plus this rucking crisis.We are floating among debts.Sorry for hard words.
And we are not alone.But we are the only one,who will live in a room with grandmother and her horse.
I wish i could help a horse to live in his stable and a grandma to live in her nice house.This is not suggar falling from the sky!

The moment came adress myself to all the nations of the World.Ha! No thank you,maybe later.Success,please? Yee,maybe later! Now i must to pack all my stuf and my table in a box and go to my granny's house.And with my granny we will open the store righ|here.Unique things,for sale.Thank you! Follow up the news!

 

 

 

Potato Kidds

If someone asks you: what you can cook with potato? Reply will be:chips.But it's not far all the things you can make with it.
Long time ago potato fell from the sky.The potato hit some people's heads.Many people were injured,they even had
flactures.But no one is dead.Then came Garry Potter and said that it was a meal.Bon Appetit! That was a little story.
A human being needs to eat potato,because it's like an eternal bread.Always keep it in your pocket.If a bandit want to rob you,put a potato in his mouth and ran away.You can plant someone's hair in a potato,to make it grown and to cut(the Barber) Potato should be cooked in a pan.Notice how does she listen her master and doesn's yell: Please help me,so hot in here! You can craft toys from potato.Make eyes with buttons and mouth from plasteline.You can use it like a hockey puck, and also you can make presents to your family.There is good potato and there is bad potato.A bad potato usually stinks like Batman and a good potato usually crows like Mozart.Even the whole planet looks like a potato.I believe that potato will make me happy.I mean that it will bring me luck.Because we can speak about it non-stop it is an eternal issue.

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Startrack

Hello!
Last night i had a dream about eating a porridge with a camel.I sat on him and i turned into the porridge.I found out that my sign of the zodiac is a goblin.I like astrology! I take a magnifying glass and observe the stars.Yesterday i discovered a new planet,she has a form of a pot.I gave her a name: Animals-11
It is my proof that on the Neptune lives a giraffe and some bald dancers.Sometimes i want to be a sattelite of the Eearth,but im afraid that the space agency will begin to share my hmm.But i do not see too often the stars in my dreams.Usually i see in my dreams: tanks,food and trees.Sometimes if a have a good dream i don't want to wake up and to come back.But you can not live and sleep in the same time.You have to pinch yourself more often.If you do good things, then life will be better and sweeter like in the dream.

Puzzle(Guess Who)

Guess,WHO?

This man has a heavy potato-head and a beard.He is wearing a helmet.His name is Mr Bubba.He is sitting on his desk.
This human works in the Hesburger.He goes there by train.Mr Bubba has a dog and two sheeps.He loves to run behind the bus on the roadway.Mr Bubba tells everyone that he likes traveling in the trunk of a car.Mr Bubba is a great political figure! He
loves to discuss the situation in the Parliament with his friend Wooden Horse.It is important to note,that Mr Bubba loves a good meal.He picks up flowers from the flower-bed and eats them with ketchup.Mr Bubba likes fishing! He doesn't have a fishing pole,he has an old boot.Our hero likes to sit in the subway and to yell at the bench or at the lantern.Our hero has many friends! They are - Jacques Chirac,donkey,old stump,Bush and someone else.When he is nervous he starts to pinch like a goos.We also know,that he is cadging near the Big Ben(Swiss quality,London)In the right pocket he has a sandwich,but in his left pocket there is a hole.Also he can sing like a drunk ostrich.Our hero likes to jump on a trampoline while he sleeps.Hero of the puzzle can tame the bull! Stop! I don't want to speak about the state's secrets.He has a big ears,like an elf has! His ears could even cover the whole Planet! Guess who is this?

Yes! You are right! It is - Tony Blair!

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Hello!
I know your moving experience! The design of this site has been developed on the farm.Some information from "New-York Post".
''Yesterday,two robbers stole a horse from the stables.Passing by a barn,they stumbled on a sack of potatoes and surrendered to the police.Witnesses said that the robbers had black tights on their heads.The robbers claim,they were wrong about the house.''

''An old woman with parrot stucked in the elevator.Witnesses claim that the woman wanted to storm 21st flat.''

''Today in the center of the city,there was a strange man dressed up like a potato(suit).That was spooky.He was asking passerby to stab him with a fork.Witnesses said that this strange man was Mayor.''

I love to read newspapers! Especially i love to read about my neighbors.Especially i love to read about,how they throwing out of the window pots with flowers.One pot landed on the head of an old man,who took a slingshot and started to shoot.In the front house there are the windows,where i observe illuminating heads.They are glowing day and night! It's simple! Someone is sitting in front of the computer and he doesn't put on the light! And after you are talking about aliens ...
I got used to see these heads.
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One letter 3

Part 3.

About friendship.
My friend is a big joker.His fav joke is - ''I will hit your teeth with shovel,so you would never laught any more!" One day i stopped laughting.About hobby.
If i were an animal...i wish i was a pelican of wisdom.My fav animal is - domestic water fish.my hobby is to feed them.
About rap.
I know who has a nose like a litte bird has(woodpecker).This is a rap singer.Guess who.Yes you are right it is - Clinton's saxophone.About animals.
I think that a crocodile is more dangerous than a shark,because he lives in the river,where likes to swim preacher.

Answer: ohoh! Fans! Thank you for attention!

One letter 2

Part 2.

Hello guys! Little story about.
When i used to be a little boy, my hero was - George Washington from Chicago Bulls.Is he in jail now? Last year i was going to bodybuilding hall,but with out  Arny's help i would not have those muscles.
My fav cinema was "pumpkinhead 3" Very scary movie.The green monster from hell killed all cowboys.I don't understand for what? I whant to see the true face of George Bush.(''Helloween'' hero in white mask)
About Health.
Hmm i don't understand,how to treat the red idiots on my nose? One year ago my doctor told me that i had fleas.
I remembered that i have magic ointment,which smells like hundred tonns of hmm i don't understand!1 About summer.
I don't like winter i like summer,because i can swim in the river.There is a river near my house,where like to swim fish.I have a fishing pole but i dont use it.
Usually im using some dynamite.I like to throw it into the river.After this manipulation i like to laught,because all fishermens go under the water on their boats.I have a problems with police,because police
officers like to fish in that river.

One letter

We recieved a letter from our fan.That we are going to publish.Part 1.

Hello guys! I'm stupid teenager from Europe,im 68,part of me lives in a ranch.(Texas) Sorry but i don't understand,how to make a comment here? Hello guys! Sorry it's me again.Where can i find Ozzy Ozbourn's fans web site? Hmm guys! I
have a problem! Where can i find hack about this site? Ou,Maria Magdalena,my friend told me not hack! I'm interesting in faq.Hello guys.Is everybody see this ad about nasa?(here?) I dont belieave in alians.(alians exist) Hmm hello guys! The European correct time is 5AM.I suffer from insomnia,where can i find manual about this? Hey guys.I think that on this site a half of users is stupid bots.This means 3-1=5.