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Olympus

 

Hello!

I have heard the good news, soon there will be winter Olympiad 2014 in Sochi! There, everyone can ride a toboggan and jump with a parachute. I also know that in the winter you can go skiing and you can take a shotgun and shoot at the flying saucer. In winter you can do anything you want, for example - to ride a deer. But the fact is that, not all the deers want to be ridden, that's why you need to convince them. Sometimes these beasts have to fight with us, thus they are fighting for their rights. Of course I will support my favourite bowling team, which plans to win the nomination - ski jumping from a springboard. I'm sure they will win, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! The games will be interesting, there will come some presidents, politicians, and others dudes. All these people are planning to go to a hockey game and make a parachute jump, they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! Thieves, crooks, swindlers and other different morons are planning to arrive at the Games. They will do their evil deeds, and they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit! Defenders of the law will not sleep on the tree, they will catch this whole gang and they will make it, the most important thing is the unity of the spirit!

While I was writing the first paragraph - the Sochi Winter Olympics ended on a high note and Paralympics has begun! The Paralympics shows, how people with disabilities can unlimitedly grow and win. So appreciate what you have and do not complain to some problems, there is always a way out, and if it is not - then you have bumped into the wall. While I was writing last sentence - the Paralympics have ended and conflict in Ukraine have started. Passions boil, parties are struggling for power! Of course it's very difficult to find out what is realy happening in Ukraine, because there is an information war from different sides. Information is distorted and hard to learn the truth.

While I was writing the second paragraph strange things started happening in the World: the plane disappeared from the radar, crocodiles are leaving the river and attacking locals, military conflicts are everywhere, black guys are rapping, Queen of England has stained her crown with jelly and so on. My neighbor caresses a three-eyed cat, and says that this is all because of  nuclear testing, I don't agree. The problem is that on Earth there are a lot of sins and people forgot the Holy commandments, or simply do not observe them, they swimming in the bloody bath of sins. But damn! There are more and more money in the World! Who's fucking their prints? Show me this place!

But everything is not that bad, there are still good people in the World, they live in Jerusalem, and we can call them - Rastaman. I don't know is it true or not, but information is being checked. By the way Moon spins around the Earth, lunatics live there.
I'm not sure about this, but information is being checked. And as always, by tradition, at the end of the article - selling a box of matches, which was used by Napoleon. I'm not sure about this, but information is being checked.

Thank you, follow up the news!