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Sheeps

Hello!
In general, I've been selling potatoes on this site and many farmers were not satisfied. They wrote me an angry letter full of threats, and in the envelope was a horse's head. I got scared, because I thought that this letter was written by mafia.

Later, I have realized that it was a scarecrow and then I remembered that I have ordered this scarecrow in carnival shop. Also farmers wrote me that I keep my potatoes in the crapper, then I put them out and sell them. Thank them for the revelation, but it is not true. Actually I have donated all my potato supplies to starving people in Africa and decided not to sell it. My dear readers know, that I am selling only unique things such as - socks, boxes of matches e.t.c.

There are some drunks and other punks are hanging out near my house. Today I've  put on a horse's mask on my head and went to talk to them. They got very scared, they left all their crap and ran away to the bushes. I was with a chainsaw and I started to saw down an electric pole, which fell down on these bushes. This gang doesn't bother my neighborhood anymore. That's how I've  dealt with this gang. I'm called Hans Andresen quite often. Yes, but so what?. I'm a bit embellished this story.

Year of the Sheep is already and this project celebrates 4 years! Generally speaking, the project began its existence in 2008, but then my keyboard contained only two buttons. After a time, I have bought some more buttons and mastered computer. I loved my computer, I fed him with electricity and instead he faithfully worked for me.

In 2008, I decided to create an online store that will specialize in the sales of potato. First of all! Tell me, what idiot would buy potatoes in the Internet? Secondly! Anyone can dig out itself potatoes in the garden! Thirdly, at that time I wanted to set a price in the amount of $ 50,000 for one potato! I still have no doubt that this is a very cost-effective price. On earned money from the sales I  planned to buy a BMW (real pirate's car), and a lot of books to become smarter. And of course a part of money I planned to donate to charity or to the needs of churches. And finally, I wanted to buy a ticket to the circus and to go to look at the clowns.

I'll tell you honestly, once someone wrote me a letter (e-mail) - "Hello, I would like to buy some potatoes for 20 000 dollars!"* I was very happy, but my computer has burned because he was old. I lost a lot of data from my hard drive and I forgot the password to my e-mail box. I was very upset and I almost forgot my own name, but thank God nothing happened.

The concept of this site is to interact with people, But I think that Moses had already showed people the right path. If shorter, I wanted to crank out a profitable business on this site. The main idea was to sell more potatoes, but as I said above after a time, I changed my mind.

After a while I remembered that I had made a wooden Easter egg and later I decided to sell it. That is how the idea came - to sell unique items. «  How is the sale? » - you would ask me. « Crappy »  - my answer would be. Please tell me, who will buy an egg or pants with a hole? The sale almost has fallen, as I had a bad marketing. But I don't want to lie, I had a couple of offers.

So if you are interested in something, be sure to tell me. Let this online portal will be similar to the abode of the Hospitaller Order. To be honest, I don't even know who they are. Perhaps they are somehow connected with the Order of the Red Cross.

Remember, that life is colorful. And if you are tired to glue on the wall in your toilet million dollars, better unstick them and invest those papers in order of Nobel's Garden Engineers, this will be your piggy bank. Well, to be honest sometimes I'll break it to get money to buy bread. Of course then I'll glue it again.

If you are visiting this site for a long time, you know me well. And if not - then quickly read from the beginning. And remember that the correct monetary investment - will save up your nerves. And I'll do the rest. The better place is here, believe me.
In the near future I plan to open an account in a good bank for currency exchange with you. Cash flows - fair economy!

P.S * Dear customer, who wrote me an email! Write to me again!