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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Startrack

Hello!Last night i had a dream about eating a porridge with a camel.I sat on him and i turned into the porridge.I found out that my sign of the zodiac is a goblin.I like astrology! I take a magnifying glass and observe the stars.Yesterday i discovered a new planet,she has a form of a pot.I gave her a name: Animals-11It is my proof that on the Neptune lives a giraffe and some bald dancers.Sometimes i want to be a sattelite of the Eearth,but im afraid that the space agency will begin to share my hmm.But i do not see too often the stars in my dreams.Usually i see in my dreams: tanks,food and trees.Sometimes if a have a good dream i don't want to wake up and to come back.But you can not live and sleep in the same time.You have to pinch...

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Puzzle(Guess Who)

Guess,WHO? This man has a heavy potato-head and a beard.He is wearing a helmet.His name is Mr Bubba.He is sitting on his desk.This human works in the Hesburger.He goes there by train.Mr Bubba has a dog and two sheeps.He loves to run behind the bus on the roadway.Mr Bubba tells everyone that he likes traveling in the trunk of a car.Mr Bubba is a great political figure! Heloves to discuss the situation in the Parliament with his friend Wooden Horse.It is important to note,that Mr Bubba...

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Breaking News

Hello!I know your moving experience! The design of this site has been developed on the farm.Some information from "New-York Post".''Yesterday,two robbers stole a horse from the stables.Passing by a barn,they stumbled on a sack of potatoes and surrendered to the police.Witnesses said that the robbers had black tights on their heads.The robbers claim,they were wrong about the house.''''An old woman with parrot stucked in the elevator.Witnesses claim that the woman wanted to storm 21st...

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One letter 3

Part 3.About friendship.My friend is a big joker.His fav joke is - ''I will hit your teeth with shovel,so you would never laught any more!" One day i stopped laughting.About hobby.If i were an animal...i wish i was a pelican of wisdom.My fav animal is - domestic water fish.my hobby is to feed them.About rap.I know who has a nose like a litte bird has(woodpecker).This is a rap singer.Guess who.Yes you are right it is - Clinton's saxophone.About animals.I think that a crocodile is more...

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One letter 2

Part 2.Hello guys! Little story about.When i used to be a little boy, my hero was - George Washington from Chicago Bulls.Is he in jail now? Last year i was going to bodybuilding hall,but with out  Arny's help i would not have those muscles.My fav cinema was "pumpkinhead 3" Very scary movie.The green monster from hell killed all cowboys.I don't understand for what? I whant to see the true face of George Bush.(''Helloween'' hero in white mask)About Health.Hmm i don't understand,how to...

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One letter

We recieved a letter from our fan.That we are going to publish.Part 1.Hello guys! I'm stupid teenager from Europe,im 68,part of me lives in a ranch.(Texas) Sorry but i don't understand,how to make a comment here? Hello guys! Sorry it's me again.Where can i find Ozzy Ozbourn's fans web site? Hmm guys! Ihave a problem! Where can i find hack about this site? Ou,Maria Magdalena,my friend told me not hack! I'm interesting in faq.Hello guys.Is everybody see this ad about nasa?(here?) I dont...

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Spielberg's last work

Old man had no children.The only friends he had,were - domestic animals.One day,they beat him and run away from home.The old man decided to have a child.He took potatoes seeds and planted them in the grown.The old man was happy,seeing his potato growing.When the potato grew up,the old man decided to fry it.Fork and Spoon discovered his evil plan,they immediately told potato about.Potato realized that the old man really is a monster.Fork and Spoon freed the potato,that has been jailed by a...

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My Herringbone

Heeello!Sorry i was not able to congratulate in time,because i had lost in the wood.Congratulations! You won! You'r the 100.000 visitor on this site,please take a surve and click the button ho! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! My Wish list for the people:Be careful,glaciers are melting.Soon there will be a migration of penguins and walruses.Be careful,be happy.I hope that the Grinch will eat all your problems,and the Angel will give you happiness and joyful moments.About...

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