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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Puzzle(Guess Who)

Guess,WHO?

This man has a heavy potato-head and a beard.He is wearing a helmet.His name is Mr Bubba.He is sitting on his desk.
This human works in the Hesburger.He goes there by train.Mr Bubba has a dog and two sheeps.He loves to run behind the bus on the roadway.Mr Bubba tells everyone that he likes traveling in the trunk of a car.Mr Bubba is a great political figure! He
loves to discuss the situation in the Parliament with his friend Wooden Horse.It is important to note,that Mr Bubba loves a good meal.He picks up flowers from the flower-bed and eats them with ketchup.Mr Bubba likes fishing! He doesn't have a fishing pole,he has an old boot.Our hero likes to sit in the subway and to yell at the bench or at the lantern.Our hero has many friends! They are - Jacques Chirac,donkey,old stump,Bush and someone else.When he is nervous he starts to pinch like a goos.We also know,that he is cadging near the Big Ben(Swiss quality,London)In the right pocket he has a sandwich,but in his left pocket there is a hole.Also he can sing like a drunk ostrich.Our hero likes to jump on a trampoline while he sleeps.Hero of the puzzle can tame the bull! Stop! I don't want to speak about the state's secrets.He has a big ears,like an elf has! His ears could even cover the whole Planet! Guess who is this?

Yes! You are right! It is - Tony Blair!

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