Plug,the White House,a Potato(Grotesque)

Once i went to the White House on excursion.I wished to sell a few potatoes and to buy a presidential plug.
More precisely to tell not to buy,(impudently) to take from the kitchen.I didn't went on excursion.
Security has not let me in.Gorillas! I was upset.I have taken a shovel and have started to dig a trench to the house.I have counted to five seconds.There have arrived hospital attendants,for me.I have told that - i am a mole,they have released me.
I has gone home.Unexpectedly i saw a man laying on the road,he was naked.It was near my house.I also saw a woman and an old man,which were laying on the road,they were naked.I have undressed and  have laid down too.
And I have understood all.It is good to be free.Even if i not the billionaire.The person always does not have a few money.And here on it, - i went to the White House with a potato to sell it and to earn money.The situation was similar.A bit of grotesque.

Thank you for attention!

Dream or real event?

Hello people!
Before financial crisis i worked as the seller of lemonade.I had a trailer with a liquid,from which i poured to people in(t) glasses.
But something has left from under the control and people have started to be poisoned with lemonade.All city had a diagnosis - a diarrhea.
People have revenged me,they have cut down my house on fire wood.I had to live on a tree.I slept headfirst,because kept legs for a branch.I have decided to be arranged for other work.I was arranged on a factory on processing a fish.There was a woman with me in the work shop, which weighed two hundred kg.I realised that the factory has gone bancrupt,because 1 ton of fish had disappeared.The woman has admitted to me,that has gobbled up all fish.It was unexpected,but she showed me a trick.
Once i threw her from the ninth floor,so she has managed to fall to a stomach and to jump up back on the ninth floor.Thank God that it was just a dream(or not).

Follow up the news.

SOOOOOOON!

Soon there will be a grandiose event! And now,enjoy.On all questions just - Contact me.Thank you,follow up the news!

SUPERADVERT

I have understood that one of ways to earn – advertising.Now you can place advertising on a site.Above,below,at the left on the right.On all questions write to me on e-mail or leave comments or contact me All Africa reads my roots,Antarctica and penguins, the Europe,Asia,America and camels.I with pleasure(w)shall place your advertising. Thank you for attention! Follow up the news!

Just tell me - why?

Hello!

People think – (why)this site has been created? This site has been created for kind people,which are able to read and 2 chew.I’m not the greedy person,also shall not say lies.For example:Give me the money it is necessary to buy ointment!!! The hemorrhoids has tortured!!!It is necessary money for treatment.I often think why people for the sake of money are ready on any bad businesses? Why it is impossible to earn them fairly? Why the some people love each other because of money? I know the answer.

Maybe,because –a potato? Oh no.Wrong answer. Potato - a noble vegetable.I'm not the child and not the old grandfather,and i wish to earn my first million.How? I wish to work fairly or not fairly.Maybe you have got a work for me? Please! Im need it so.If work is not present - come into my shop and get unique things.I want goes on Lamborghini and to live in the cosy house,and who does not want it? But i'm stronger than others,want that.It would be desirable that kind people have helped me.I wish to construct a factory for manufacture of a paint or oil for cars.The bank will not give the credit,i have nothing to pawn.There is only a grandmother,a joke.If six billions people will offer money,i shall not construct a factory - I shall draw the moon to the Earth.If you have any wishes, offers or questions - write to me on e-mail or leave the comments.

Spring theses from Chuck Norris

Theses have been found in a diary.Chuck Norris.

1.Do You wish to clean a teeth with taste of honey? - Climb in a beehive and take the honey.

2.Do You wish to sell the president? - Collect it in parts.Legs, Hands e.t.c.

3.Do You wish to be a Chuck Norris - Change a look of your face.

4.Do You want a fashionable hairdress? - Thrust fingers in the socket.

5.Do You wish to hide? - Climb to the woman under a skirt.

6.Do You wish to be a thick? – Become a thin.

7.Do You wish to become a dolphin? - You cannot become them, so-as you are the penguin.

8.Do You wish to be the idiot? - Jump in a pool from a springboard.

Search

Today i went to get a job.Passed by electrosubstation and has casually come there.’’Hello! It is possible to work for you?’’I have asked.The electrician…He has told to me – “the moron!” and has banished.I have come to the shop.Has come, has approached to the woman and started asking her about work.The malicious woman…She  has told to me – “the moron!” and has banished.She was the shop cleaner.I have gone to administration..In administration…they have told to me  - ‘’Excuse! Vacancies is not present.’’ I became upset and have left.This day i went – to the hospital, police, in different firms.Vacancies anywhere was not present.I was upset.In the World -financial crisis.What i must to do? I wish to help the daddy,he pays huge credits.We hand over half of apartment.All hope for the God and for kind people!

Thank you for the attention! Follow up the news!

Strange event

Today in an electric train i saw the man with long moustaches.He was eating chicken,which stank on all train.He chewed the moustaches too.I have thought - ''the idiot!''  Later I have sat down on an armchair.

The man has sat down and has started to listen to music in headphones.I was frightened that he has started to read my ideas and has understood that I have told – ''the idiot!'' on him. I was frightened and have left at a following stop. Up to the house of 12 more stops.

Intro

Hello people who prevented on a potato.On a background you see a wall-papers of my friend,which i have torn off from his wall and have pasted here.They white as a snowball.The friend has spat on my wall and i have pasted them.Have noticed,what it is very strategically a prudent step? I have saved on glue.Yes i am very economical person.I don’t even buy a rug for a floor.I am pising in my pants,then i remove them and i wash a floor.Have noticed my cleanliness? I like when the house shines. Everything is shining at my place.In the house i don’t have a mirror,because there is no need.My floor is very clean so i  look at him as in a mirror.If I don’t see reflection of the face,so the point is in my mug.To conclude – my face is dirty,just because i didn’t  wash it this morning.

Water flows on me from a drain pipe, coming from the roof.I hope that the Neptune will send a rain on a roof.If the rain is not present,i thrust the hand in a pipe, and i get a rust,which is inside of a pipe.Then i smear the face.I have a best friend – dermatologist.He says that my skin looks like as an old lady’s face,crushed by tractor.What a joker!Money require! Assholes!  And now i will close the gates of the truth of my life.My name is Carl Michael. I am a member of corporation - A-Heads.I am a horse-radish on a peace of bread in comparison with chiefs of this corporation. We are engaged :  statistics,shadowing.We consider money of people which grow up a potato and not only.Our envoys go all over the World and give advice on cultivation of  Potato.

Put a potato in your underpants,if they are tore - the crop is simply magnificent!.We have already patented this method.Don’t even tell me that you ® heard about somewhere.I have bought to myself about 100 hectares of the ground to grow up a potato.Fairly to tell,on my territory will be located only the heel of a dead worm.I devote much time to biology.Worms do not have legs and i have deduced breed of worms, which have one leg. We have patented this method.Don’t’ even tell me that you ® heard about somewhere,and also go with them to a casino. Concurrence of this story to a real life - only concurrence.

Follow up the news!

Good News

 Mr. Nobel liked to listen to a rap and was the main mc in the hood.After gangster firing has started 2 listen 2 Beethoven.Personally knew Bush and Napoleon.Stop it immediately! And now the truth.

Mr. Nobel was the remarkable person,because was clever and hardworking.During a life of Mr. Nobel, my grand grand father grew up a potato,which Bush was eating.Certainly it is an invention and you kids have believed! Mr. Nobel was the grandiose person,because helped  young talents to find itself.Mr. Nobel carried a beard and did not shave her because ,there was no cream. Better for the man is not present – gillete. Alfred got married and loved his wife. But this silly woman has given birth to the child from another person. Do not take in a head! Simply she  was uneducated and you   Mr. Nobel - were the great person.Also there was a premium - Nobel.

Many people received this premium but I never,while. On this site i have decided to sell a potato, with which I shall fill all the World and after i shall receive for it - the premium. Even if i shall not receive the premium, let the  kind people  buy a potato.Someone is engaged in oil, someone sells steel.I have opened the business.I sell a door from a street toilet for 600 dollars.I will tell by a secret - even Alfred Nobel ate a potato.Follow up the news!