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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

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Its a summer time! Im very happy like a chicken.I don't care about snow,beacuse my shovel swims with me in the river.There also swims malicious wild boar.I h decided to buy a gun to frighten a wild boar,beacuse he is not letting me to swim in the river.I was mistaken and have bought some sweets.I ate a big amount of sweetы to become - Mega Sweet.I don't like Batman - the boar is my hero.At the summer we can swim and chop trees.From wood we can make a book about elf's and boars.

Summer is good - when you have a deodorant for men.When you see a robber,take your deodorant,put it into your pocket and run away.The robber will be frightened and will go to police : i must consider my sins! Summer is a good period,but my fav is - spring or young autumn.And again,this story looks like it was written by retard.
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