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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Intro: Part 2

Yesterday I was praying and almost broke my leg, because not so long ago I have heard a scream from outside and jumped out of the window. I thought that I will become a hero, who save mankind from the jaws of the dragon. Actually it was ice cream ven going past the house. The driver was screaming in the loudspeakers that in his truck he had frozen hobbits sprinkled with sugar. Also he was screaming that he doesn't have driver lacense.At the attic I  have a mop, covered in shit - it's for heroic acts, but it's not the main thing of that topic. I decided to open a store on this website, which sells random stuff. For example: chewed peas, used toilet paper e.t.c.There is a parable about a man who decided to earn some money. He sold his...

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Job

Finally I have found a job. My task was to collect apples from the ground, and put them in a basket, but I wasnt put them in a basket, because  uncle Belns from the garden told me that they will be eaten by the human beings. But its good. Later I find out that bad people were putting sticks into the apples and were hitting the wall with them.I have put all apples from the garden into a suitcase and  was going to run away to Thailand. I was afraid that I will be punished,so I thrust two...

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Situation

Its summer time, hot-hot. In Russia forests are burning, in America – Obama is a president.Who has more rights, forests or Obama? Joke. Ok, I made a promise to the secret service of Madagascar that in few next days i wont speak about the situation in the World in general.It would be better, that they would give me a job, so what the hell, i will speak about situation, but not today. Ok, today we wont speak about birds, animals and hybrids.But let me say a few things about hybrids.I have a car...

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Back2Life

Tt is quite tense situation in the World, there are a lot of armed conflicts.Its hard times for everyone.I'm sick of watching TV, because his infernal majesty in the wooden box. Now people have learned how to grow square watermelon.Todaygenetically modified products are created.They are really unhealthy to eat.It is very good, but i dont whant to it this products, because i dont wanna be a zebra, I dont wanna to turn into it.The financial crisis does not sleeps.He has destroyed my garlic...

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So good

I have celebrated the New Year very well.My friend  came to me, he turned on the lamp and went to bed. I didn't wanted to sleep, because I was starving. Little bit later I watched show about strong men - they were drinking whiskey, but this show wasn't about strong men. Later I found out that they were alcoholics. Then I was watching show about old woman, she was juggling with her fake leg. Maybe it was a wooden leg, i don't remember. Suddenly someone called me thru the phone. I picked up the...

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Wish

  Merry Christman and a Happy New Year party people!! Chop a christmas tree in the forest and dance around it,your nose doesn't want to be frozen.  

Farm

Yesterday i called to the farm i was interested in potato harvest.Farmer said that crops were eating by beetles.I wasn't upset,because I didn't have a farm.I called the wrong number.I recently wrote a letter to the UN.In attachment with the letter i put a bag with some food.Today i received a response.In an envelope with the letter was used tea bag and someone's glasses.Yes, i have decided to do trade activities.As i have said i will  craft some gifts.I have stopped selling potatoes,because...

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MegaStore

Many people want to live happily and so they pray to God.One man wanted to win a million in the casino.He started to pray,and suddenly heard a voice from the ceiling.The voice said - hey man put the coin into the apparat don't be lazy.It's a little parable,with out hard work you can't pull a fish.Yesterday I was in the store i saw there huge green cucumber.He was green as he should be.I was delighted and bought some candies for my car -Volkswagen.Hmm i forgot to say something,aaaa ooh yes...

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