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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Spring theses from Chuck Norris

Theses have been found in a diary.Chuck Norris.

 

1.Do You wish to clean a teeth with taste of honey? - Climb in a beehive and take the honey.

2.Do You wish to sell the president? - Collect it in parts.Legs, Hands e.t.c.

3.Do You wish to be a Chuck Norris - Change a look of your face.

4.Do You want a fashionable hairdress? - Thrust fingers in the socket.

5.Do You wish to hide? - Climb to the woman under a skirt.

6.Do You wish to be a thick? – Become a thin.

7.Do You wish to become a dolphin? - You cannot become them, so-as you are the penguin.

8.Do You wish to be the idiot? - Jump in a pool from a springboard.