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Year of Confederations

I want to welcome all of you, professionals, amateurs alike, lovers of anal slavery and protectors of terror to the 12th Nobel's Open Championship! Faint of heart, please, do not read further. The story happened on the New Year holidays. The ambulance delivered a young woman to the hospital. Lying on a gurney. I notice, that she looked completely dying. After collecting the anamnesis, it becomes clear that a nuisance happened to her on New Year's holidays - after three days of festivities. Being drunk, the patient with her husband decided to diversify her sex life. To the direct questions of what exactly happened, the lady did not answer for a long time - she showed everyone the middle finger, and with undisguised shame led her eyes to the floor. When the "picture" became clear, they began to prepare this woman for surgery - they placed a peripheral catheter and started infusion therapy (infusion through a dropper of saline solution). Since the patient is young, and in order to maintain her psychological health, it was decided to give her "general" anesthesia. Soon, surgeons begin the operation: expand the anal canal with a rectal retractor, and remove from the patient’s rectum ... a stick of turkey sausage! Fortunately for our lady - this stick is wide but not very long. To be honest, I have no idea for what exactly provoked this beautiful couple to such experiments What am I, a fucking dentist? However, the fact remains - the "whip" came off, and the snack remained inside the person. The spouses could not extract it themselves and appealed to the Government for protection. The operation was successful. The patient quickly regained consciousness. A week later, she went to the emergency room of proctologists. "Thank you?" You might think, but no. She began to demand a sausage stick back - "Bring it back!". And that’s it. What does she need that sausage for? Their history is silent. I would like to greet you and thank you for visiting our site. In conclusion, allow me to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Stay in touch with us. The new season is comming, this story never ends, of course, if the Indians wont steal my slop pail with stories.

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