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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

Fairy Tale

Once the wolf  came to Bill Clinton,he has asked:
-Guess,what smell at the main office of the Microsoft?
-There smells as the original version of Windows XP : Clinton has answered
Unexpectedly the fox came into a room and has started to shout:
-Lie! There smells like the newest version of FireFox!!!
Suddenly the donkey came into a room and has started to shout:
-Close the mouth! The Internet Explorer will glory!
Suddenly the penguin came into a room and has started to shout :
-You are the greedy persons! You have got the closed code!
Unexpectedly bin Laden  came into a room and has started to shout :
-I know receptions in carat!
Unexpectedly furious Chak Norris has run into a room.He threw bin Laden in an oven,has closed her and has jumped out of a window.
Unexpectedly someone had knocked in an oven.It was Santa Klaus.
All have thought that he had brought the new version of Windows and have not opened to him a door of an oven.
Unexpectedly George Bush came into a room and has told - ''Buy some potatoes please!'' All were frightened and have jumped out in a window.
Remember! Only i have got the real potato! Please remember - it is not necessary to argue - let's love and be loved!

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