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The earth is in grave danger, and we all need to dig deep, step up to the plate and do all we can to turn a corner for a better future. Displeased with old bitch, Zeus crippled her by chopping it in half. Zeus was the first, Zeus last, the lightning's lord, Zeus head, Zeus center, all things are from Zeus... Zeus alone first cause of all. Honeystly I like parrotst as much as I do liverwurst. Get on the bottle you damn democrats! It's a less polite way of saying go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

A bolt from the blue

I sold my car one year ago, after which I was under suspicion of DEA and spent two weeks in a holding cell with the gypsies. The fact is that - someone, at night, put a sack of flour and a rubber hand for scratching the back in the trunk of my car. The buyer was an elderly dude who walked with a crutch, he apparently got scared of the Mexican trail and ran to inform the police. Two days after the sale, someone knocked on my door, I looked through the peephole and saw people in masks. I thought some drunks were trying to trick me, well, I'm not scared of you, so fuck off. After my words, I was thrown back like a log along with the door and group of several drunks broke into my apartment, as I understood it was special forces. These layoffs blew up my door with a not very strong explosive charge. The day before, I was messing around and smashing empty beer bottles in a city park, and also I turned over a toilet booth where  there was a man who choked on feces and died without regaining consciousness. I thought that the special forces came to me because of this incident. I said that I was not guilty and presented my documents - a piece of a sheet from the tabloid press with a picture of a crossword puzzle. To tell the truth, when I'm not sure about something, I show this piece of paper. I'm just not sure, my name is Karl, right? I was named Karl after my father, whose name is Immanuel. I heard how one special forces soldier is calling for reinforcements on the radio, then they twist my arms, and put handcuffs on me, and made me stay face to the wall. I was taken to the police station and thrown into a holding cell. I spent two weeks in a cell with gypsies who were suspected of stealing horses. They read my palm, asked for money for fortune-telling and asked for money for marijuana. Two weeks later I was released and the investigator said that there was some mistake and I was tied up by accident. The revelation was like a brick from the sky falling on my head. Jesus was a suspect but was released. Sorry for interrupting your date last night with all those texts. Some fagots want to constantly set me up and demonize my reputation and honest name. Five years ago I was on vacation in Sudan and there I sold black slaves to terrorists from the radical Islamic movement in Sudan. When I smelled something fishy, I put the money in my straw hat and flew to Europe on a Red Cross plane. Sorry to drag you into it... It's okay. Well, there was a slightly different story. I was vacationing in the capital of Tanzania and I had condoms stretched on my fingers so that God forbid I wouldn't get sexually transmitted diseases. I went to eat at a local branch of McDonald's, which was called Blockburger and at the same time decided to sell visitors a little bit of ecstasy pills. Inside, I saw a black man with a Mohawk on his head, he really looked like a punk, he looked like he hadn't been off the needle for the last ten years. When I approached him, he noticed me, he took the Bible out from under his t-shirt and said the following: So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love. I thought he was gay and decided to leave the place. When I got out of Blackburger, a little boy ran up to me and asked for an autograph. I could not refuse and signed on his forehead with a blue felt-tip pen to make it easier to see. Excuse me if I have been a bit crass. As I told you earlier, I have my own list of motherfuckers who piss me off. I am very pissed off by green men, they chase me everywhere, they knock with pans on the roof of my house, knock on the window, on the wall and at night they eat all my food from the refrigerator. These little men sit at the ATM and constantly cheat me for money, yesterday I wrote an application for them to the Hague Tribunal, I hope Nelson Mandella will consider my application as soon as possible.

 

Fuck's sake, today is the election in America. There are two candidates - Trump and Biden and some unknown assholes. Shit! If you want to bury a stupid asshole, then vote for Biden, an old man in his 80s, where the fuck is he going? He needs to knit with a cross at home by the fireplace and not run for president. Fuck, he has a vibrator stuck in his anus soaked in monkey urine , and by the way, 5 people have already voted for him! These are people from the cemetery, well, you understand in short. I’m sorry to be so rude, but fishermen have a grosser name for him. I was just paid money and told to denigrate Biden's name, please excuse me if your children read my rudeness. In General, I don't really care about the election against the background of the coronovirus, which is spreading like shit in the toilet of Barack Obama. In Europe, everyone is forced to wear protective masks, as the authorities do not understand that the mask does not protect. Try to put your whole head in the bag from the IKEA store and shove it up the ass of a dead bum who died from Ebola, I wonder how long you will live after that, just like with a mask. Have you noticed the smell of conspiracy? Yes, that's right, the world elite planned all these events many, many years ago, everything is going according to their scenario. The death of Michael Jackson was also planned, Kurt Cobain was killed by an Italian hitman, the loss of Mike Tyson was also planned. Before the fight he was kidnapped and pumped up with laxatives and contraceptives, and he fell face forward like a rag on the floor of the ring. Do you think we live according to the Mayan calendar? They predicted the apocalypse in December 2012, so what? On the day of the apocalypse, I went to the synagogue for an excursion, being under a hard smoke in a state of passion, after which I was taken to a police station for beating two rabbis. Look, I want to apologize for what happened. I just got the wrong door, I wanted to go to the Museum of Nature and Geography, George W. Bush also made a mistake once with the door, but he was not tried for it. I like George W. Bush, he is a cowboy, loves Islamists and grows cucumbers on his ranch. He does not have a fence on the ranch, so please come and hang him up. I apologize for my frankness, but I was brought up to speak the truth. By the way, how is Mikhail Gorbachev doing? This vile old man drank up the entire Soviet Union, I hope, that in the near future Vagos moto club members will play bowling with his head. Halloween went down the drain, again there was little violence, murders and fires, carjackings and stabbings. I do not celebrate Halloween as I am a follower of the Living God Jesus Christ and company. My faith is as strong as Chuck Norris's belt, and my actions are clear and uncompromising. What is worse than coronavirus or fires? I think that if the whole of Europe burns down, the Chinese air force will drop a bacteriological weapon on Bill Gates house, or rather the dried shit of Ho Chi Minh, and Bill will pay in full for all his actions. Windows XP is no longer supported, what the fuck yo? You are great fellows, my dear readers. You realized that the Chinese air force in the form of an old Boeing will not reach the United States? For Russian submarines protect almost the entire globe from ballistic missiles and foreign threats! Hello to Elon Musk. As a child, I was fond of egg juggling and the theme of space, and also read the instructions - how to make a cluster bomb at home. Freedom for El Chapo, the Mexican dealers, and the Colombian rebels! You are very clever my dear readers, you probably noticed that I'm not telling you something? Yes, there is something I'm not telling you. I told you very little about Mongolia, yes, I rented whores in my yurt there. That's actually all I can say, about what I didn't tell you. Enlightened and cultural, pardon the language.

 

Not so long ago, my neighbor came to me to show me his dick. I do not know why he came to me, if something I am not gay. Maybe it's good that he came, I will always help those in need and help as much as I can. My neighbor came to my apartment, completely undressed and at the sight of him boiled cabbage almost crawled out of my ears - he was completely bald in all parts of his body and was smeared with oil like a bodybuilder. Will you come in for a nightcap? Josef - that is the name of my neighbor, told me that when he went to the forest to rest and eat boiled cabbage, he saw a rabbit playing the violin and disturbing his peace. "What the hell did you just say?" - I asked my neighbor. But he replied, that his delirium is the result of the harmful effects of radiation on him. It turns out that neighbor Josef found a toy rabbit in the forest and raped it. This revelation destroyed investor confidence in the Soros Foundation. I told my neighbor that these are the laws of karma and kicked him out of my apartment with a dirty broom. Bangladeshi man slapped a sheriff's deputy with a Bible and defecated on a neighbor's floor! Oh sorry, the robotic translator did not translate the sentence correctly, I meant that at the moment russian hackers are rigging the results of the US elections. Now I'm listenin to a famous astrologer on the radio and he says that in 2021 the coronavirus epidemic will continue and frogs will fall from the sky (because God told him so). I do not know who to trust more: astrologer, dirty gypsy or God? My faith is strong like the balls of Hercules. Try to do what's right and have faith in God. What happened yesterday - only strengthened my faith. Yesterday in my apartment strange people were falling from above, call it hail from painters. By the way, did you know that Obama is not a bit of a nigga? He is some kind of half-arab, he does not smoke crack, but smoking cigarette butts that Hillary throws him on the floor. Damn it, I know that you knew that, thank you, I am once again convinced that my readers are educated and well-read people.
So what I was talking about there, ah yes, about the painters falling from above. On Wednesday night, a house painter fell through the floor and fell on me while I was sleeping. Who knows, maybe this it's fate? In fact, someone was renovating an apartment on the floor above and some gay fell right on my bed, as if I slept with him all night, but I have other things on my mind. At that second it struck me like a flash of lightning. There was a hole in the ceiling as if king Kong had crawled out of it and my whole room was covered in plaster and construction shit. The house painter was lying unconscious on my bed, so I took off his pants and went to pee in the toilet. At night as luck would have it the electricity was turned off in all house and when I entered the toilet I went down the rabbit hole into the darkness. Apparently, the old dwellings of the house built in 1901 did not withstand too intensive repairs and the tenants began to fall through the floor. When the rescue squad arrived, I was rescued from the hole and the house painter was resuscitated. Also, the police arrived and wanted to prosecute me for possession of marijuana, but I said that I would smoke it until the weekend, the police agreed and left. I don't live in that house anymore, but I live in a motel and my money is already running out. While I am writing all this, it is still unclear who won the presidential elections in America - Guk or Chek?

 

Have you already played the game I installed for you on this site? Play to your health, my dear readers and do not forget to follow the rules. A grandiose and unprecedented video is under development, as the Motel is very noisy, freaking guest workers from Syria are brawling and interfere with concentration. I apologize for my rudeness my dear readers. It's just that the situation is tense now, Boris Johnson did not die of coronavirus and this news spoiled the mood of many. Well, these were the next Chronicles of Robinson, to be continued. It was another warning to the opposition and entrepreneurs. Whatever it is, I will not let you down my dear readers. Believe, wait and be healthy.

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