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Its summer time, hot-hot. In Russia forests are burning, in America – Obama is a president.Who has more rights, forests or Obama? Joke. Ok, I made a promise to the secret service of Madagascar that in few next days i wont speak about the situation in the World in general.It would be better, that they would give me a job, so what the hell, i will speak about situation, but not today. Ok, today we wont speak about birds, animals and hybrids.But let me say a few things about hybrids.I have a car - Volvo.Yeee, its for real party animalz! Im a party animal! But i dont like to party, because im wet bird and i need a job.What does the word "hybrid" means for this car? Nothing. Many people say, that the Volvo is not a car, it’s a hybrid of the stool and a wooden vagon. Its not true, because those chicken riders are incompetent.
Now is the time, that even in summer time  you can not relax, because as I have said in my last topics -  the World hangs on the last thread. What is the problem? Speedin. In the prophecies of the Holy – once everything will end badly, but then begins eternity.All those, who have fallen into the jaws of a crocodile will gain freedom.If they are not ''speedin''. Meaning of ''speedin'' has a deeper  meaning, then just getting fine on the road.Do not make speedin.
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Back2Life

Tt is quite tense situation in the World, there are a lot of armed conflicts.Its hard times for everyone.I'm sick of watching TV, because his infernal majesty in the wooden box. Now people have learned how to grow square watermelon.Today
genetically modified products are created.They are really unhealthy to eat.It is very good, but i dont whant to it this products, because i dont wanna be a zebra, I dont wanna to turn into it.
The financial crisis does not sleeps.He has destroyed my garlic garden.Garlic is a weapon against vampires, which became arrogant.They are raising the price of a barrel of oil.Around the world people are being obscure, and do not make good deeds.They have dirty thoughts and evil intentions.The World comes to an end, but everytinhg is not so bad, because the end is the beginin of something.
We must find an evil clown. He will be like a charge for the cannon.Lets put him like a charge into the canon and fire at the  army of evil.
The financial crisis has affected on me! With a saw i have cut a hole in a floor of my car.I place my legs into this hole and starting to run like a Flintstone. There is no pedal in my car, because im not spendy person.I dont wanna buy expensive gasoline.Its very good patent, and first who sees it here, let take it and own it.Silicon Valley is an excellent platform for innovators.
Sorry, but i must go to bed, because i don't wanna anger my mom!
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So good

I have celebrated the New Year very well.My friend  came to me, he turned on the lamp and went to bed. I didn't wanted to sleep, because I was starving. Little bit later I watched show about strong men - they were drinking whiskey, but this show wasn't about strong men. Later I found out that they were alcoholics. Then I was watching show about old woman, she was juggling with her fake leg. Maybe it was a wooden leg, i don't remember. Suddenly someone called me thru the phone. I picked up the phone and then dropped the call. Who can call me on the New Year? There are only two options - Tom Jones or his balls of steel. Its very vulgar, but its true.

In the morning I threw a  christmas tree out of the window, but I forgot to remove  decorations and lights.I was very happy, because they didn't need me anymore, because next New Year I will  celebrate in the pool.
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Wish

 

Merry Christman and a Happy New Year party people!!

Chop a christmas tree in the forest and dance around it,your nose doesn't want to be frozen.

 

Farm

Yesterday i called to the farm i was interested in potato harvest.Farmer said that crops were eating by beetles.I wasn't upset,because I didn't have a farm.I called the wrong number.I recently wrote a letter to the UN.In attachment with the letter i put a bag with some food.Today i received a response.In an envelope with the letter was used tea bag and someone's glasses.

Yes, i have decided to do trade activities.As i have said i will  craft some gifts.I have stopped selling potatoes,because theyv got  eatin by postmen.Now i do various crafts.
I am the author of many patents.Put your hand into your pocket and put out - this is my patent.Its not the saim theme.Soon i will open the store on this site and w sell different stuff.Now i'm making wooden tv.
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MegaStore

Many people want to live happily and so they pray to God.One man wanted to win a million in the casino.He started to pray,and suddenly heard a voice from the ceiling.The voice said - hey man put the coin into the apparat don't be lazy.
It's a little parable,with out hard work you can't pull a fish.Yesterday I was in the store i saw there huge green cucumber.He was green as he should be.I was delighted and bought some candies for my car -
Volkswagen.Hmm i forgot to say something,aaaa ooh yes i have remembered.About store.I'm waiting too long for this.
I think that robots will not ruin humanity.Somebody is knocking in the nape! About my store.
Some people are selling toilet seats for a lot of money (fabulous price).Some people are selling chicken barbecue.When i was a little boy i have planted my fav potato.Once a bum climbed into my garden and stole everything.since then i do not sell potatoes.But recently i decided again to do this.Im understanding that potatoes shelf life is too little.
That's why i decided to plant grass on the head of potato.It's very simple.Take a sewing kit,cotton,tissue and sew something like a potato.Take a seeds of grass and put them into your potato.Sometimes i find some crap to sell,but who interested in it?
And that's why i decided to make some gifts with my hands.

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Summer Sun

Yesterday i was reading the newspaper, there was an article,about how good to go to the toilet after a big meal.I got scared and ran to the toilet.But it's not the main discus.Many people think that this site is a crap and here we talk only about evil beavers.But its not right.Each article has a deep meaning.This articles not just tells you about naked penguins and about ears of Tony Blair.When you read this site, think that its is very important book,which must be read and retold.Tell it to homeless for some food,but its not necessarily,
Read this book,eat some bun and go to sleep.At The next day everything will change and you'll be fine.You hear it? In the bushes some one smells.There is a fish waiting for a cat.Im not retard-guy.Yes.
I'm sorry i'm very nervous.I like to work hard.My work is to sit on the tree and look down.Once a lumberjack choped that tree and i fell from it.Lumberjack for the job paid me some cash.Read the content of this site,and think that its very importatnt book,which will guide you on the right path.Soon here will be the store.Thanks to Moses for the idea.

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Spring dreams

I know english i am inglishman.At school we were learning english,thats why i know it so bad.I like to travel.Once i was in London,i was swimming in Thames.It was good dream and i woke up dirty.Once i was in New-York,it was good dream.I woke up with broken leg.I travel alot because i like to sleep.
Our world is very small.Once i went  to the forest to have a nap.I couldn't fall asleep for a while, because i ate some red mushrooms.A little bit later monster have come,i got scared and ran away.It was - green Chupacabra.Now its very difficultly to relax somewhere.Because everywhere are cataclysms.God is angry and sends on Earth of sinners some accident.People are abnormal now.Llets pray and do exercise every day!

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Spring

Hello!
I am completely forgot that there were holidays.I was in the shower,cleaning a steel foot of my robot.Then i went to sleep
and forgot.There was a new year night - marry christmas!!! There was a birthday of a flying pelican - happy new year!! And others holidays.Congratulations,be happy and healthy,snowman will not disturb your life any more.
Soon there will b spring and i am happy to congratulate you.In the spring the sun shines and the small fish,nanny-goat and little bear wakes up from sun rays.The hunter goes to the wood to kill all animals.But animals have built long time ago a small house and have closed all the doors.And my dream is to fix my roof, so there were no water leaking on my head.
The drunken hunter loves to fall down from the roof on my head whith his animals.In the spring i will support my granny.My task is :  to clean the house,to sweep street,i will paint a fence and i will drive my fav tractor.And so till 2012.

I dont understand who is screaming about our death in 2012??? In 2012 I will buy the trailer for a tractor and we won't be lost.Now - world crisis.The work isn't present, but it is possible to laugh more.Freaks at the government.Ho-ho-ho! But they laugh at us.In the spring birdies will arrive, and small insects will wake up.Lets take a look at  birdies and make some cheer,so trees wouldn't cry.
Lets take a brushes and sweep streets at the spring.
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Summof

Its a summer time! Im very happy like a chicken.I don't care about snow,beacuse my shovel swims with me in the river.There also swims malicious wild boar.I h decided to buy a gun to frighten a wild boar,beacuse he is not letting me to swim in the river.I was mistaken and have bought some sweets.I ate a big amount of sweetы to become - Mega Sweet.I don't like Batman - the boar is my hero.At the summer we can swim and chop trees.From wood we can make a book about elf's and boars.

Summer is good - when you have a deodorant for men.When you see a robber,take your deodorant,put it into your pocket and run away.The robber will be frightened and will go to police : i must consider my sins! Summer is a good period,but my fav is - spring or young autumn.And again,this story looks like it was written by retard.
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